Bill Bryson, A Walk In The Woods Quotes
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.
Finally, this being America, there is the constant possibility of murder.
If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it.
