I'm not a role model.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Life's lessons are designed that we would rise from 'The Fall' (or our failures) and be restored to our Divine nature.

We have to love technology enough to describe it accurately. And we have to love ourselves enough to confront technology's true effect on us.

People don't just get upset. They contribute to their upsetness.

A good education prepares a child to be a good employee and a good citizen-in that order, with the importance of the former never exceeding the importance of the latter.

Being a poet is one of the unhealthier jobs--no regular hours, so many temptations!

Nothing is or can be accidental with God.

I know that human happiness never remains long in the same place.

Shunning the upstart shower, / The cold and cursory scrub, / I celebrate the power / That lies within the Tub.

You gotta have faith. Even at the bottom of the blackest hole, there will always be light shining through. It just takes faith to see it.

It is always too soon to quit.