I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

History is the business of identifying momentous events from the comfort of a high-back chair.

Get out of bed and feed me already, person!

If you want total security go to prison. There you're fed clothed given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking ... is freedom.

When you realize who the good people are in your life, you're so lucky.

In baseball, I was always in control of everything until I let the ball go.

This was an idea peculiar to Camille, Maximilien thought, that the worse things get, the better they get. No one else seems to think this way.

That customer service representative is crazy, if he think I am going to pay that bill.

God gave me emotions so I could experience life, not destroy it

Are you attracted by his new ideas or his new poll ratings?

Life is unjust, people can be cruel, and yet if you harden your heart, you will lose what little love there is in this world.