I'm living beyond my means, but I can afford it.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

God is a God of appreciation

I knew it!"Cards fly everywhere, as if he had them hidden in his gym shorts.

So I don't even get a chance to learn before I'm being judged.

Yesterday's home runs don't win today's games.

Health and sicknesse surely are mens double enemies. [Health and sickness surely are men's double enemies.]

Every American ought to have the right to be treated as he would wish to be treated, as one would wish his children to be treated. This is not the case.

Definitely being a mom changes your perspective on everything.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

I feel safe that theater will always serve women in different ages.

Do your best and forget the consequences.