I'm known clean around the Earth.

You don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they do, and then don't do it!

When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions.

Paul Newman is not a very good pool player.

No one on this Earth knows how old I am.

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.

Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...

Only solitude means never having to say you’re sorry.

Let them hate me, so long as they fear me.

People are so tired. The world is set up to exhaust you and drain you. That's how humankind has devised their world. Life is not necessarily that way

The deepest dark reveals the starriest hope.

I've always considered myself a character actor.

We should strive to develop within ourselves the traits of character of the Savior.

God works through people. It’s not me.

I'm a grumpy old man. The older I get the more anti-social I get.

If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled