I'm in bed by nine. Let's get on with it.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

What's frustrating as an actor, when you want to work hard, you can only work once that phone rings and then you can only work until the production wraps. Then you have to find another job.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

Marathons are good training goals.

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality.

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks

Seeing the obvious is often harder than seeing the hidden!

I'm a motivational speaker.

It is the man who does not want to express an opinion whose opinion I want.

There is nothing so fatal to character as half finished tasks.

Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars.

I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur.

I don't want to say Gray Davis is on the run, but today he released an audiotape on the Al Jazeera network from his underground bunker somewhere in the Sacramento area.

For the collection, I am like a painter or a writer. I may or may not be a character in my own story.