I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

Qualia is an experiential state of the conscious mind.

But stay away from him, Juliana. When we said we wanted to make you a good match, Leighton was not who we imag

We must begin to believe that God, in the mystery of prayer, has entrusted us with a force that can move the Heavenly world, and can bring its power down to earth.

Let’s never forget that whatever brilliant ideas you have or hear, that the opposite may also be true.

Some brains are easy to hack into, and other brains are nearly impossible to hack into because they are so complex.

I did vote Obama. But I've never believed in the authenticity of the two-party system.

My yachts were, I suppose, outstanding status symbols.

Sin will take you farther than you ever intended to go, it will cost you more than you ever expected to pay, and it will keep you longer than you ever intended to stay.

Debating is not an honest intellectual exercise. It's like a trial in which the goal is not to get to the truth but to win.

The market system rewards me outlandishly for what I do, but that doesn't mean I'm any more deserving of a good life than a teacher or a doctor or someone who fights in Afghanistan.