I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I sing, not because I'm happy, but because I'm in love with the world.

In the end, every man's life is but a tale told to him that's lived it, and to him alone.

In secret pleasure — secret tears This changeful life has slipped away

Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell.

As an actor, you try to bring as much of yourself to a part to try and create a feeling of authenticity and emotional truth and resonance.

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

Disobedience, to be civil, implies discipline, thought, care, attention.

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

Studios are passe for me. I'd rather play in a garage, in a truck, or a rehearsal hall, a club, or a basement.

You must know what you are capable of.