I'm definitely attracted to the idea of people that have these big aspirations that the audience know might never happen, but they're lost in them.

I don't just want to upset people and shock people by saying something really outrageous.

I went to a private boys' school, and we had girls in the last two years.

Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.

I'll probably be still playing a school girl when I'm 60.

If you over-think, it affects things too much; I work instinctively, like painting in a way. Think too much, and you ruin everything.

I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, "No, it's for me."

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

I was sure 'Summer Heights High' would be a cult ABC thing; I had no idea it would be such a big hit.

I'm interested in youth culture - when your parents are running your life, but you think you're the big man - but I'm not trying to make a statement.

When we are in love, we are convinced nobody else will do. But as time goes, others do do, and often do do, much much better.

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

The universe will throw somebody a bone every now and then, and you win the lottery. But for the most part, you get in this life what you put in.

Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes "you want a falcon?".

As they say in geology, time never fails, there is always enough of it, so I may say, criticism never fails.

Crowded hallways, are the loneliest places, for outcasts and rebels,or anyone who just dares to be different.

We have been so blinded by thinking and feeling that we have never seen the World.

Strangely enough, they have a mind to till the soil, and the love of possessions is a disease in them.