Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

I don't just want to upset people and shock people by saying something really outrageous.

I went to a private boys' school, and we had girls in the last two years.

I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.

I'll probably be still playing a school girl when I'm 60.

If you over-think, it affects things too much; I work instinctively, like painting in a way. Think too much, and you ruin everything.

I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, "No, it's for me."

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

I was sure 'Summer Heights High' would be a cult ABC thing; I had no idea it would be such a big hit.

I'm interested in youth culture - when your parents are running your life, but you think you're the big man - but I'm not trying to make a statement.

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.

Could mankind declare it was truly wise? Did man know everything on earth, or would he ever? Certainly not!

When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir?

The minor leagues were great. When you first sign, that is your big leagues.

The audience wants you present, not perfect.

In the orchestra of a great kitchen, the sauce chef is a soloist.

If my own experience had taught me anything, it was that, if a thing had to be done, it could be done.

I have noticed a marked improvement in FEMA and with the coordination of FEMA and the State agencies.

By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore.

Tell them stories. They need the truth you must tell them true stories, and everything will be well, just tell them stories.

I had a wonderful childhood. My parents were a dream to me.