I'm an unabashed elitist. Everyone needs a good editor, and there is peril in worshiping amateurism and the unedited in science, art, and journalism.

There is adventure in finding compelling stories and exploring complex issues in challenging environments, but there is also a responsibility to tell those stories accurately and objectively.

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

Coloring is very relaxing for one thing. And I think adults like to unplug from technology for awhile and do something tangible with their hands.

It's not what's going to happen, but who's coming.

I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think of it as disposable.

Experience yourself in silence.

The man who procrastinates is always struggling with misfortunes.

Remember, it's the winners write the history books, and the losers get the leavings.

There was a hand in the darkness, and it held a knife.

The biggest benefit in my life comes from my Segway, which I use everywhere I am. If I'm going to San Antonio, for example, I'll load it in the car and just go everywhere with it.

Stretch a hand to one unfriended And thy loneliness is ended.