I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes

I gave myself two months to book a job. One month later I was cast on 'Modern Family.'

I would say at times I am a 'Glamoholic.' But I am definitely more laid back than glamorous.I think it takes a lot of effort and sometimes I just want to be in jeans.

I wish I was taller or curvier, but I'm happy with the way I look.

People have to go through things in order to become the person they are today, and that's that.

I think success right now is not about how famous you are or how much you're getting paid, but it's more about if you're steadily working and you're happy with what you're doing.

I'm friends with Taylor Swift, and I am tired of people asking me questions about our friendship. When I post a picture of us on Instagram, I'm posting a picture of me and my friend.

You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin' kidney!

I feel like Jonah Hill would be a good selfie, or Jennifer Lawrence. They'd be really good ones...Historic.

It's chaotic. I have heard blood-curdling screams, and every time I hear it I think someone's being brutally murdered, but I realize it's a werewolf.

I love Neutrogena's Makeup Remover Cleansing Wipes. They get all my makeup off and are really moisturizing.

Always think at least two steps ahead [in everything, with everyone].

Damoder climbed slowly to his feet. 'Buy lot!' he wheedled, 'I am poor man. I sell you cheap. I am bank-Rupert! Apparently the only things that could save him from bank-rupertcy were our dollars.

If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.

Balance the cost of the soul you lost with the dreams you lightly sold.

Our destiny is largely in our hands.

I was dumbfounded by the stupidity of the Watergate break-in.

Friendship freely given and gratefully received is one of life's greatest gifts.

What is a weak pawn? A pawn that is exposed to attack and also difficult to defend is a weak pawn. There are several varieties: isolated, doubled, too advanced, retarded.

Space-time-causation, or name-and-form, is what is called Maya.

It benefits all artists to help one another - it raises the whole profession.