I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

He picks the lock of her dreams with her own hairpin.

So, each of us has a special gift and it takes time to discover it

As far as rap goes, I grew up in Hollis, Queens, so early influences were people like Run DMC and LL Cool J.

A mentor, a 'teacher, ' is like an editor. I absolutely value my editor, who is my teacher.

All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.

In prison, those things withheld from and denied to the prisoner become precisely what he wants most of all.

Happy the man, and happy he alone, he, who can call today his own.

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.

I think I'm in the majority of Americans. I believe that I am in the mainstream of middle America.

Surround yourself with a loving community.