I'm a Crank. I'm slowly going crazy. I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people.

Be unpredictable, be real, be interesting. Tell a good story.

I've always been fascinated by quantum physics and the possibility of alternate realities.

I just...feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

I've been shucked and gone to heaven.

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.

i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

Such a display of death - how could it be considered a victory?

Don't hyperbolize when things don't flow according to your plan. Things could change when you least expect it. And it is crucial to be flexible at all times.

Being different and thinking different makes a person unforgettable. History does not remember the forgettable.

After the original rapture of conversion had settled in, (Bob) Dylan backed away from his obviously Christian lyrics and returned to his more metaphorical use of language.

Your like Martha Stewart on crack, ” my neighbor shouted as I stuck another cardinal in with the daisies.

There are others who aim at popularity under the disguise of patriotism.

Abide with me from morn to eve, / For without Thee I cannot live: / Abide with me when night is nigh. / For without Thee I dare not die.

If you break someone's leg, shouldn't you have to be the crutch for a while?

Mothers of today have no greater opportunity and no more serious challenge than to do all they can to strengthen the home.

I'm misrepresented as a scary person. I'm not. It's all about my size and my eyebrows.

Life has become the ideology of its own absence.