I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection.

I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit better every now and again.

Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.

I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it.

I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky I am, but knowing it and still being down makes me hate myself all the more.

I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to be a norm in modern society.

Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost that to never loved at all has never done both.

It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect.

I don't think I'd have any friends if I didn't obscure at least 99% of my thoughts.

I don't really talk to people.

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

Life is a circus: you go in, bow, run around, bow again and leave.

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious

The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.

The key to freedom is accepting my own autonomy as an individual, and respecting the autonomy of other individuals, with all of what that means - whatever that means.

It's very difficult to do street casting with girls, because a beautiful girl in real life won't necessarily have the silhouette or the presence needed for a show.

First of all, when you live in a country like Canada, it's quite different from America in the sense that it's very tied to traditions that were born in Britain.

We really had baseball in the family. Even that little habit I've got of chewing tobacco on the ball field sort of comes from my dad.

The U.S.A. has become a nation of determined spectators, willing to watch someone else perform.

The blues - the sound of a sinner on revival day.