I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit better every now and again.

Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.

I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it.

I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky I am, but knowing it and still being down makes me hate myself all the more.

I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to be a norm in modern society.

Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost that to never loved at all has never done both.

It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect.

I don't think I'd have any friends if I didn't obscure at least 99% of my thoughts.

I don't really talk to people.

I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection.

You can make you most cherished dreams come true..

She was his angel, he couldn’t let her know his sins.

To win you have to score one more goal than your opponent.

Legal action is but warfare disguised.

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.

We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.

If I ever have a son, and if he wants to follow in my footsteps in Formula 1, my main responsibility will be to point out some of the negatives.

To be thirsty and to drink water is the perfection of sensuality rarely achieved. Sometimes you drink water; other times you are thirsty.

Hardness shatters; strength endures.

For the young people could not talk. And why should they? Shout, embrace, swing, be up at dawn.