I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

To be happy is to be a little bit sad for it is the negative that balances the positive. What is the use of being happy if there is no sadness?

Someday, Ry, you are going to realize who Darren really is. He’s a prince, and he’s only going to break your heart.

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

Every day that you don't practice is one day longer before you achieve greatness

Judge not, before you judge yourself. Judge not, if you're not ready for judgment. The Road of life is rocky and you may stumble too, so while you talk about me, someone else is judging you.

I will try to account for the degree of my aesthetic emotion. That, I conceive, is the function of the critic.

My father leaving the family shaped who I was and how I looked at the world. By the same token, my father telling me fairy tales that he had made up shaped me profoundly, too.

I claim to represent all the cultures, for my religion, whatever it may be called, demands the fulfillment of all the cultures.

Love imperfectly. Be a love idiot. Let yourself forget any love ideal.

It gives me satisfaction to help people.