I like to play women who are not strong at all, because, there's certainly plenty of myself that is no kind of a warrior.

I'm enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

Follow your gut, make a choice, and throw yourself into it. If you make a mistake, then you have merely afforded yourself a valuable lesson.

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

As an entrepreneur you own your business, you expand your brand, you increase your impact, you live with no excuses, and you enjoy your intentional growth daily.

Who better than Wal-Mart, after all, to make a kilowatt of electricity go twice as far, or a gallon of fuel move our trucks move three times the distance?" -Wal-Mart ad

I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

I want to test my maximum and see how much I can do. And I want to change the world of swimming.

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.

A second can feel like forever if what follows is heartbreak.

The sky is no bigger than the mouth of the well.

Naruto: BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

King's an equal opportunity dirtbag, he screws everybody.

Iran's military hardware is less than a fraction of that of any of the countries in this region.