I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Art is a reflection of poetry and beauty of the heart and mind without the use of any words.

When trying to start a company, your enemy isn't criticism, anger or insults. Your enemy is apathy.

One of the biggest problems out there that I hear from my friends in the business community is that there's no lending, that it's tough to get a loan today.

Compassion for ourselves gives rise to the power to transform resentment into forgiveness, hatred into friendliness, and fear into respect for all beings.

Everyone's saved, we're in the grave. See you there for afternoon tea.

What dazzles, for the moment spends its spirit; Whats genuine, shall posterity inherit.

The walk-in privilege, to walk into the Oval Office and have a conversation with the president, is not something that everybody gets.

We usually focus on what we're doing or where we're going, but God's primary concern is who we're becoming in the process.

The day of the great Jazz improviser who doesn't know how to read music is over.

I care about making music and I care about creating experiences for my fans with my music and my videos and my performances.