If you believe in yourself and work hard, your dreams will come

If you believe in yourself and work hard, your dreams will come true

If you've got it, flaunt it. And if you don't got it? Flaunt it. 'Cause what are we even doing here if we're not flaunting it?

I am the kind of person who, if my feelings are unrequited, can completely detach from someone emotionally if I simply put my mind to it.

What I didn't need was some hot-and-cold long-distance flake wasting my time. It hurt my feelings and made me feel like something was wrong with me.

I'm the kind of person who becomes silent when I get scared, because I hope Death will not notice me if I am very still and very quiet. It has worked well so far.

I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.

There is a certain type of greasy hair that you get only when you are writing with no breaks.

Just bear a passing resemblance to a fictional romantic trope I like and I will love you forever. We're all just trying to find the Mark Darcy of our workplace, aren't we?

I don’t really like organizations where people are “deemed” things.

Silence gives you freedom to talk with yourself fearlessly

No matter how many losing seasons you might have had in the past with your marriage, the good thing is that all teams get a fresh start once September begins

Be on guard. The road widens, and many of the detours are seductive.

Cats tell me without effort all that there is to know.

Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions.

The United States is a Christian nation founded upon Christian principles and beliefs.

Information does not change behavior. Practices do.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

But the sea which no one tends is also a garden