I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Don’t miss the opportunity to fly with eagles tomorrow because chickens invited you to run with them today.

What story will your life tell? Love your story. Live your story. Lead your story.

To enhance your experience and consciousness, your mind is always trying to understand everything that is going on around you.

People speak even after their death. Only do speak those who have recorded their speech in writing before they die, the rest go silent forever

Art gives those unexpressed parts of ourselves permission to be felt and spoken.

We live in blatantly corrupt times.

We are at a punctuation point in human history where the Industrial Age and institutions have finally come to their logical conclusion. They have essentially run out of gas.

The Zen Master was constantly attempting to break up concepts that people had about what it was like to be a spiritual teacher. We have a traditional image. Each Zen master was a complete character.

It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.

We are most often in the dark when we are the most certain, and the most enlightened when we are the most confused.