I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

Because before the time when you're heartbroken, you get to be in love, and that's worth it.

I guess you could say I'm allergic to sunlight. If I'm exposed to it, it could kill me.

It's an astonishing skill that people can read, and read well. Very few people can read well. For instance, I have to be very careful with irony, saying something while meaning the exact opposite.

Whatever you're selling, storage or networking or security, you're going head to head with the incumbent players.

Every attempt to explain human behavior, especially the irrational, must as a matter of course end in simplification.

Le langage est une peau: je frotte mon langage contre l'autre. Language is a skin; I rub my language against another language.

You're splitting?" "No sh*it, Sherlock.

When I stop at a stop sign, I don’t think about the distance I’ve crossed. I just wish I never had to stop.

Without precisely defined sources, methods, and concepts, it is possible to see absolutely everything and its opposite.

I mostly want to be friends with my children.