I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

The only thing standing between most people and their dreams is the fear of failure.

Wizards are always troubled about the future.

Successful software always gets changed.

I didn't enjoy working with Bill [Murray]. We fought a lot... but I've let go of some of the anger and we seem to get along fine now.

The idea of playing a character for even two years, to me feels claustrophobic - only because I want to play a lot of different people.

The great disadvantage of being in a rat race is that it is humiliating. The competitors in a rat race are by definition rodents.

Some of the most successful people managers are also the best listeners.

Lots of us when we're children believe 'oh well, if the world knew us as we really are, they'd know what wonderful, clever, brilliant, charming people we really are.'

I'm confident being at Universal, which is a great home for me, 'cause they understand what I'm trying to do.

Be aware of everything around you, because you are receiving the answers to your questions in every moment of the day.