I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore's program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'

Was that all it took to be brave? Knowing that someone believed in you?

If you are reading this, you will get what you want. Believe in yourself and that's inspiration.

I am not a victim of emotional conflicts. I am human.

The student asked the master, “Teacher, what should I do to become great?”the master replied:Succeed where others have failed.

A judgement results from some kind of consideration of the evidences available and is always better than an assumption!

I'm a recovering undercover over-lover.

The facade is the ego. It is motivated by our seeking love. The only reward is frustration, as it is only by loving that one finds love.

Once you have decided to keep a certain pile, it is no longer yours; for you can't spend it.

There's no tiling moral about beauty.

Also, if you watch the film once, there are lots of things that you won't get because there are punch lines in the first act, the setup to which isn't until the second act.