I judge each person on individual merits.

I have always had an attorney on retainer, and now I believe I will have to put him to work.

I'd like to get back into journalism. I'm hoping someone will offer me a job as a commentator or one of those political analysts that you see on the news shows all the time.

I use a pseudonym, because my real name is very difficult to pronounce, to remember, and to spell. And many people who have been talking about me on television have yet to pronounce it correctly.

I answered their questions truthfully and honestly, but I would prefer not to say more. I assume the information was routed back and that is why I was not called to testify.

How are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?

My employer was never at any time aware of anything in my past beyond the writing I did, because, frankly, it isn't relevant to the job I was asked to do, which was to be a reporter.

I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is about as fancy as it gets with me.

Is there some truth out there? Yes. Is there a lot of falsehood out there? Absolutely.

I absolutely believe in Heaven and Hell. They're just like what the Bible says they are.

If I am a Republican shill, wouldn't you think I am the least amount of a threat to the president?

That will be so amusing! You will have five hundred million little bells, and I shall have five hundred million springs of fresh water...

There has always been an elegance to the application of excellence.

I was taught a lot of Bible at home and had a voracious appetite for reading the Bible.

Children do not see themselves as shocking or surprising and do not want other people to do so.

The biggest pests are the people who use altruism as an alibi. What they passionately wish is to make themselves important.

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"

I like to talk while I'm on stage. It makes the show more personal. With that said, it's got to stay within reason or it's annoying.

This is a subtle truth. Whatever you love, you are.

I?m 57 years old and there are adventures out there for me.