I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

She would've been a good woman, " said The Misfit, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Don't do anything that goes against your conscience, even if your country says so.

Quitters don't win and winners don't quit.

In the '40s and '50s, a lot of teachers and librarians saw the graphic novel as the enemy of reading.

Love is the humblest yet the most powerful force that the human being has.

You know you've been around when they start to remake your own movies when you're still alive.

The habit of saving is itself an education; it fosters every virtue, teaches self-denial, cultivates the sense of order, trains to forethought, and so broadens the mind.

It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.