Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Every shot makes someone happy.

Every family is a ghost story.

The shape of your life depends upon whether you choose to be the sculptor or the clay.

Truth can be outraged by silence quite as cruelly as by speech.

People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don't know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to.

Four sweet lips, two pure souls, and one undying affection, - these are love's pretty ingredients for a kiss.

There's a difference between knowing what's on the page in a history book and actually feeling that page have curves and valleys.

A lot of people don't listen to the albums. They just listen to the singles.

I spent half my life being hurt. The leftovers of hurt are an automatic gesture, like a dog that salivates.

Donald Trump is a good businessman. He knows how to put the deal together. And I think he'd be a - he'll be a very constructive figure in the White House.

Although working with Amitabh Bacchan was a different experience altogether, I just enjoyed it.