Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Every shot makes someone happy.

True love doesn't have an expiry date

It is only when you face your fears and doubts that you could begin to discover some hidden extraordinary abilities in you.

Sleep that knits up the ravell'd slave of care The death of each day's life sore labour's bath Balm of hurt minds great nature's second course Chief nourisher in life's feast.

I think that we should remember that social change can happen when people join together with some strength.

if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.

I wonder how a lioness will manage in a dovecote. Can you put away your teeth and claws?

I've discovered that the less I say, the more rumors I start.

People look at you and see that you've made it, but sometimes they forget that it took you years of being a human being.

Also, perhaps children are sterner than grown-up people in their refusal to suffer, in their refusal, even, to feel at all.

Good thoughts bear good fruit.