I haven't seen a lot of screwball comedies, and I don't think of myself as loving the genre. To me it sounds like, okay, you're going to be in a lot of crazy situations that are unbelievable.

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors, and dramatic actors - they're the cool seniors.

That's the thing about friendship, it's a lot rarer than love, because there is nothing in it for any body.

I think of myself as a doom person. I'm a worrier. But I like the idea of being an optimist. Maybe I'm the kind of optimist who deep down knows it's not going to work.

I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

True love is your souls recognition of its counterpoint in another.

It's not enough just to be real; you have to try to make it interesting or entertaining.

There's something people find hilarious about dogs surfing and dancing and talking in the movies. I think it's nice for people - I think it's wish fulfillment - to see animals talking.

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also.

I definitely would like to do some more dramatic roles.

But the finger I pointed at her turned back to me. I had loved her. Not only had I loved her, I had chosen her.

Evolution and creationism both require faith. It's just a matter of where you choose to place that faith.

Derek's the nicest guy I know. He would never...you know." "He better not...you know!" Hayden bit out.

I listen to a lot of different kinds of music.

Of course, if people do not want to do any work then it is better to start the game from a random position.

Be a storehouse of happy memories.

I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid

What seems conceit, bad manners or cynicism is always a sign of things no ear have heard, no eyes have seen. You do not know what wars are going on down there where the spirit meets the bone.

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.

Many years later, a psychiatrist friend of mine said something to us. He said, "Respect denial." It's a powerful force.