I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

Don’t lose that anger. Just have a little more patience and forgiveness. For yourself as well.

To be mindful of social phenomena is thus to identify more clearly hatred, greed, and delusion as well as the seeds of wisdom and compassion both around us and in us. (p. 52)

This advice, although good, was totally inapplicable to my case.

Now I am steel-set: I follow the call to the clear radiance and glow of the heights.

The great regret of my life is that I didn't have children.

Be simple. Be honest. Don't overcook and don't undercook, but it's better to undercook than overcook.

Unintended consequences, he thought miserably. He was angry at his anger, the way it surged up and took over.

Being here all day, I was quite exhausted - I had to drink coffee before the match to stay awake

Everything that's important - you can take with you.

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest...it's about who came, and never left your side.