Stephanie Plum Quotes

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I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

I almost never shoot people.

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

Your on your on with this one babe.""Coward.""Calling me names isn't going to get me in there."-Ranger and Stephanie

Maybe it was me, " Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.