I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

I've heard that the soul often recognizes truth when it hears it, even if the mind does not.

I melted into the dream as if I had always been there. I knew where I had come from

Friend, when you speak this carefully I know it is because you don't know what to say.

Some flowers blush sensing their own beauty and the love they feel from us

If 600,000 people have to die in order for the nation to live, then 600,000 people will die.

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.

I may not be able to say all I think; but I am not going to say anything I do not think.

Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line.

I'm hoping for a bench clearing brawl during the warm up so I can go out and grab his stick.

What we have is a data glut.