I had this teacher who kept telling me that if I was ever in a fair fight, someone had made a mistake, ” she said

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.

Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.

Fire isn't always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.

Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.

Thank God for imminent doomsday.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.

Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.

The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.

The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground.

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Did you know that using social media can actually help you to increase your level of thinking?

The safeguards of virtue are hateful to the evil disposed.

I have the happy circumstance of either being accused of political grandstanding on the one hand or cover-ups on the other.

How well u treat the wicked people, they do nto give up their wickedness. They derive pleasure in hurting others. A serpent made to drink milk, it ejects poison only.

Mike, we are a green energy company, but the green stands for money.

Who isn't fascinated by evil?

For I realize today that it is a mortal sin to violate the great laws of nature. We should not hurry, we should not be impatient, but we should confidently obey the eternal rhythm.

Make covenants and receive ordinances for yourself. Then steadily and consistently work to provide ordinances in the temple for your own ancestors.

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