Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.

Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.

Fire isn't always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.

Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.

Thank God for imminent doomsday.

Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.

Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.

The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.

The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground.

People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.

To grow unique beauty, be wild and live in the wilderness of your mind.

Only it seems to me that once in your life before you die you ought to see a country where they don't talk in English and don't even want to.

Bend over backward, do a favor, and give and build confidence in people. It's a time to compliment, support and acknowledge the good things people do.

Buy straw hats in the wintertime. Summer will surely come.

There are many photographs which are full of life but which are confusing and difficult to remember. It is the force of an image which matters.

The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness means that each of us is free to go our own way, even if the ways some of us may choose to go seem sinful or shocking to our fellow citizens.

Death is my neighbor now.

Don't let negativity affect your vision. People say harsh things, but don't let them affect you.

It is not enough to deface the Mona Lisa because that does not kill the Mona Lisa. All art of the past must be destroyed.

Procurement policies of all of the major parastatals, it is a very important element of that processes that will continue.