I guess 'joint' would imply two people had ownership, which, thanks Life, is simply no longer the case.

Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those weird disposable underpants) was no big deal.

Isn't it weird how people grow up when you're not looking?

The more happiness you put out into the world, the more will find its way back to you. If I can make one person’s day better because of my actions, it’s been a good day for everyone

The knowledge of the Holy Scripture is a great wisdom.

Grab it while you can because tomorrow could suck you dry.

My point was the world is missing female characters. A lot of times there is one female character, maybe even a cool one, maybe even an important one. But where are all the rest?

You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.

A huge amount still needs to be done. At the moment hundreds of children are still malnourished.

My greatest blessing has been the birth of my son. My next greatest blessing has been my ability to turn people into children of mine.

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

It eats at me. And if it eats at me, I'm going to make sure it eats at (my team).

I'm not comfortable being that outgoing guy. That's not me. I never used to talk to anybody.