I fell off stage and bruised some ribs. The worst part was that the audience didn't realize I was gone.

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

I saw your smile and my mind could not erase the beauty of your face.

But I'm just having fun playing and giving Botox injections to the older songs.

I'm now so keenly aware that I have everything to prove and nothing to lose.

It don't mean nothing til you sign it on the dotted line.

Take a good look around and you'll find people trying to mess with your mind.

I've never, ever in my life enjoyed playing live the way I am now.

The only thing that's a little tricky about it is sometimes people assume that if it's a new song, it's a reflection of what you're feeling or going through now.

When things are too easy I lose interest in them so I find ways to complicate them to get myself interested.

I love when people get songs wrong. I love when people take something from a song that's totally not what I intended!

If I am sufficiently brave to extract the cancer of fear, I have effectively gutted my conviction that what stands before me is impossible.

Isn't it amazing that we are all made in God's image, and yet there is so much diversity among his people?

Praise the green earth. Chance has appointed her home, workshop, larder, middenpit. Her lousy skin scabbed here and there by cities provides us with name and nation.

All serious innovation is only rendered possible by some accident enabling unpopular persons to survive.

English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists.

If it doesn't add value, it's waste.

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.

Whoever is in control of the hell in your life, is your devil.

Show me anger and I will show you 'Hurt'. Show me hurt and I will show you 'Love'. Peel the layers if you care!

Theories are like patches on a coat, one day they just wear off.