I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.

Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.

Why are old maps always burnt?

My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.

I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

The philosopher is a person who refuses no pleasures which do not produce greater sorrows, and who knows how to create new ones.

Few teams sometimes fails miserably because team members wish to work in the team but they want to be recognized individualy.

It is difficult for the united states to be all of equal power and extent.

I'm not a big fan of rehearsing.

When you think of famous New Zealanders, there aren't many.

I have a choice: Do I want to align with the GREATEST VISION OF MYSELF or Do I want to align with my EXCUSES?

I am not going to make promises I can't keep. I am not going to talk about big ideas like single-payer and then not level with people about how much it will cost.

I often yearn to regress into a state that's slightly more atavistic than my decades of conditioning generally allow, but it's difficult to let go of those reigns.

Revision is not going back and fussing around, but going forward into the process of creation

Bashar al-Assad and those who still stand by him are now responsible for the deaths of more than 20,000 in Syria.