I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.

God has individuals He has positioned for His purpose and to be used as His vessel at different time and season.

Man wasn't made to share the universe with gods.

I have two bikes: a classic 1978 Yamaha SR500 and a more modern Suzuki SV650. I've been into cars and bikes since I was tiny.

When you got nothing, you got nothin' to lose You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter.

The life you are living is your creation, your perception of reality that you can change at any time.

I've never been a fan of just doing. I like to do things for a reason.

Athletics at the highest level is a sport within a sport.

Journalists told me that a talk show wouldn't work. Some told me I was going to get canceled before my first season was up.