I don’t want to be an editor! I don’t want to direct; I’d be a horrible director. I don’t want to write - I have a “story by” credit on one film I did. And I don’t want to edit at all.

It's kind of like, I love doing tons of different things. The only thing I hate is not being in ensembles.

I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.

Sometimes I get mad when I think that I only have maybe 40 or 50 more springs in New York. When I miss one, 'cause I'm on location for a film, I wanna go, 'That's it, that just cost me one of my 50!'

The great thing about playing a character that's similar to the audience, or similar to you, is that you get to have the same reaction that you would actually have to whatever's going on.

I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.

The script for 'In Good Company' was the first one I ever showed my dad.

My folks still live in my childhood home, and so when I'm home with them, I usually feel the best.

To be able to work with someone who you learn so much from is a really valuable experience.

I really need a therapist.

You can tell when someone is just trying to use you. It becomes just someone who's hanging around. Whenever someone sucks up to me, it never goes anywhere because I'm too boring a guy.

Equally as therapeutic was the fact that disaster did not come.

The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch, which hurts and is desired.

Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have.

When you have the opportunity to do something, you have to jump on it.

I do not regret getting married nor do I regret getting divorced.

When we demand liberty of a person as a constitutional right, we are taking away from the officials their liberty to chop off people's heads.

Everyday some people discover you! What good things have you got for them? Just like preparing a soup, prepare good things and keep them ready for the people who discover you!

I don't remember what my favourite comedy film is - truthfully! I saw Borat and I thought I was not going to be able to get out of the theatre because I was in so much pain from the laughter.

I guess I want to make money just like other people, perhaps more than most people.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.