I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

... ancient days of sorrowancient days of pain-heartaches of the pastslowly began to wane ...(from gleaning granules)

God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas but for scars!

Civilization is not and can never be sustainable.

[Censors are] people with secret attractions to various temptations... They are defending themselves under the pretext of defending others, because at heart they fear their own weaknesses.

Only he who possesses a personal religion, an original view of infinity, can be an artist.

I always give the encore over to chaos, so people can yell out requests and I can hack my way through a song that I don't really know anymore.

Idealism and realism meet in the actual.

If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across

I made two movies before The Police had a hit record: I did Quadrophenia and a film called Radio On.

It's not about getting what you want. It's about experiencing what you really need by becoming more.