I don't think I'm ever going to have the kind of life or schedule that I can really have a steady way of doing things.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

There is new information.”“Are you going to share it?”“No.”Of course not. Because it would totally ruin his whole mysterious vibe. Can’t have that.

To bring anything into your life, imagine that it's already there.

A busybody's work is never done.

I'm the nice guy who sits there signing everything that's put in front of me.

An enamored amateur need not be a genius to stay out of the ruts he has never been trained in.

Let's face it - with a few exceptions, nobody likes anybody.

Beauty seen makes the one who sees it more beautiful.

I will not take what you need to give me. I will take what you want to give me.

It is not enough for a movie to be righteous. It must also be watchable.

It is wonderful to be in solidarity with another big group of people.