I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Love is elixir that keeps you alive. Love is poison that kills you. Unreciprocated love keeps you alive, but kills every day.

One of the most important things a person can learn to do is to make something out of whatever he or she happens to have at the moment.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

Many of the African musicians are well-schooled and well-versed...what they do takes a high level of musicianship.

Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.

The task is simple. We will organize children and teach them in a perfect way the things their fathers and mothers are doing in an imperfect way.

And where are you going to get these angels who are going to run society for us?

One had to immerse oneself in one's surroundings and intensely study nature or one's subject to understand how to recreate it.

Life is a tide; float on it. Go down with it and go up with it, but be detached. Then it is not difficult.

When your response to everything that is wrong with the world is to say, 'there ought to be a law,' you are saying that you hold freedom very cheap.