I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened.

Which is the true nightmare, the horrific dream that you have in your sleep or the dissatisfied reality that awaits you when you awake?

The most formidable adversary of evil is a persistent man with a loud conscience.

I don't imagine book elitists as my audience when writing. I dream about teachers, morticians and garbage men instead.

Non fiction? Non fiction?! Listen, reality is what got me into this mess in the first place.

We may think of ourselves as static anti-heroes, but in reality we're dynamic protagonists just waiting for our courage to kick in.

The best horror novels open up, "It was beautiful summer day and the smell of flowers emanated throughout the air.

A good editor can make a respectable writer remarkable, just like a good parent helps a child become amazing.

The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened.

Never give your opinion on someone's writing unless they ask sincerely, and never ask for someone's opinion unless you're sincere.

He’s more a shape in a drape than a hep cat

When someone offends you, you can raise your spirits to heights where offenses cannot reach.

Indeed, in Russia there is a terrible poverty of facts, and a terrible abundance of reflections of all sorts.

Remember the past - and await the future.

God is immutable—He never changes! His ministry to you is complete, on target, and constant!

Tears are the messengers of true love.

…find freedom, aliveness, and power not from what contains, locates, or protects us, but from what dissolves, reveals, and expands us.

I realized eventually that if I was really on top of what I was doing, I should be able to make photographs out of almost anything.

National coach John McKay has told me that it won't be easy but I want to make up for losing the 2003 Four Nations Tournament final here in the Kelvin Hall by beating this guy Santana.

The older a woman gets, the more invisible you become.