I don't really like to go out to clubs or anything. It's just not my style. I'd much rather go to a dive bar or a local place.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.

You have to create your own stuff. It's really exciting to create something, sell it, and feel like I'm not just a pawn waiting to be cast

Especially in the world of comedy, it feels like you have to be proactive, in terms of pitching and trying to sell and being a part of the creation of the stuff that you do.

The hardest thing in my industry is longevity, getting your next job. It's hard to get the first job, but it's so much harder to get the sixth or seventh as a woman.

Yeah, I do like scary movies, especially the ones that don't take themselves too seriously.

I try to keep my head on straight and take nothing for granted.

My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some way.

I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

When fate has allowed to any man more than one great gift, accident or necessity seems usually to contrive that one shall encumber and impede the other.

A walk down 14th street is more amazing than any masterpiece of art.

A great many of us must move from words to acts - from words of dissent to acts of disobedience.

There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.

Do not follow after the past; do not go forward to meet the future. Instead, just rest the mind naturally in the present awareness.

I think the thing that I most appreciate now is that stereotypes involving Jewish identity activate fears of persecution that exist in the present day.

We need a variety of input and influence and voices. You cannot get all the answers to life and business from one person or from one source.

I always knew I had this voice, but it wasn't until I was in my 20s that I realized I had the power to do something with it.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

All warfare is based on deception. There is no place where espionage is not used. Offer the enemy bait to lure him.