I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Cosmic Ordering will never forsake you.

Sometimes the gap between what you are and what you want to be is a little piece of paper called your college degree. So jump.

The book is that is the good one is Woodsong and we are trying to finish it.

The best vision is insight.

It's certainly easier to implement bad security and make it illegal for anyone to notice than it is to implement good security.

The work, I suppose, is made in the editing, whereby I make literally hundreds of drawings, and then a much smaller percentage of those become the finished work.

It's more important to be righteous than to be right.

Actors are very good at not revealing anything, so they're safe.

From the time I was 7, when I purchased my first calculator, I was fascinated by the idea of a machine that could compute things.

Be your own teacher. Let life write your textbook.