I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.

There is not the management of time, there is only the management of you.

I don't even know what my natural colour is. Natural? What is natural? What is that? I do not believe in totally natural for women. For me, natural has something to do with vegetables.

A bore finds it easy to start talking, and even easier to get others to stop listening.

Illness is a clumsy attempt to arrive at health: we must come to nature's aid with intellect.

Our fears lie to us about how important they are.

The research phase was really fascinating - I'm not a closeted nerd, I'm an out-of-the-closet nerd.

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.

I realize how much ballet gave me, and because of ballet, I’m known as a graceful gymnast.

Freedom's enemies are waste, lethargy, indifference, immorality, and the insidious attitude of something for nothing.