I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Edward: You know what the difference is between a dream and a goal? he used to say to me. A plan.

He was like nothing she’d ever known.Marcii hoped she would come to know him, for he was all she could ever have asked for and more.

Take those praises with a level head, you must not be distracted by them. After all, purpose still awaits you.

Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.

We might neglect our future selves because of some failure of belief or imagination.

Trying to change social, national, or global realities without working on human consciousness means there is no serious intention.

If you have a sorrow that you cannot tell to anyone, you can go to our Father in Heaven.

A runners creed: I will win; if I cannot win, I shall be second; if I cannot be second, I shall be third; if I cannot place at all, I shall still do my best.

Poetry must be capable of answering the challenge of apocalytpic times, even if this means sounding apocaltypic.

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting.