I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.

Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.

I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

I am joyfully one with all existence.

Now faith is being sure of what we believe in and certain of what we do not see. (Heb. 11:1)

We had forgotten the art of using silence to convey emotions in our films and that's what you seem to have mastered. You've used silence to great advantage in the film. It's brilliant.

Failing is not real, it's an optional state of mind.

When one is consumed by the sorrows of life, three things give him relief: offspring, a wife, and the company of the Lord's devotees.

Being #1 on MSN is like being Valedictorian of summer school.

Everything's very perfectly balanced; for all the horrible things in the world there's lots of good things.

We often hear a lot about subsidies, because it's often the powerful talking about the poor; the poor don't have enough voice to question the privileges.

I don't want him hurt because he got out of hand with me." "Yet you would have shot him." I shrugged. "I never said I was consistent, just serious.

What we sometimes consider a stumbling block is rather a rock we can step on.