There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.

Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

If writing didn't require thinking then we'd all be doing it.

Life is an enduring race.

Old memories are always there. Like they happened yesterday.

Do what you love, especially if your sharing the word

Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.

When God closes a door, he opens a window, but it's up to you to find it.

Everything is simpler than you think and at the same time more complex than you imagine

Let not the spirit wander while the words of prayer run on out of our mouth.

Everyone once, once only. Just once and no more. And we also once. Never again. But this having been once, although only once, to have been of the earth, seems irrevocable.

It is deep January. The sky is hard. The stalks are firmly rooted in ice.