I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

The interesting thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies, is living out the fantasies of so many other people.

She said it was beautiful to be loved, and that it made everything on earth look brighter.

Do all the work you can while you still have strength.

You'll never make a fortune working for the boss man

Pictures must not be too picturesque.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.

A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job.

Social and political life is a Society for the Diffusion of Mendacity .

I have never been able to understand why pigeon-shooting at Hurlingham should be refined and polite, while a rat-killing match in Whitechapel is low.

A great deal of love given to a few is better than a little to many.